From the Desk of S. J. Hakuba

An Independent rp/ask blog
From Detective Conan/Magic Kaito
(Currently not accepting M!As)

Anonymous said: How many deerstalkers do you have?

"I’ve lost count, ashamedly enough. Once it became a running joke, there’ve been no shortage of them in the post, all gifts. I’ve only purchased ONE on my own."

Anonymous said: hAKUBAAAAAAAAAA I lOVE YOU

"Why thank you, dear anonymous fan~"

Anonymous said: First thing you would do if you were superman.

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"Immediately report to The Daily Planet and put my journalistic skills to use! Watch out, Lois Lane! You’re about to meet your match!”

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Anonymous said: What's your favorite midnight snack?

"Tea. Always tea. Unless there is cake. Then, tea and cake."

Anonymous said: Are you the type to play video games? If so, are you actually good at them?

"Not especially, though Kuroba-kun has been known to ask me to play MMOs with him before. When I do play games, it tends to be things like sudoku, tetris, or, ah… pokemon."

Anonymous said: What is your favorite cheese?

"Aged white cheddar, unless it’s for a barbecue, then a lob of smoked mozerlla will do quite nicely."

Anonymous said: describe the dirtiest fantasy you've ever had about someone.

"…Does this count?”

Anonymous said: Name the people you've ever had a sex dream about.

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"…I don’t think that there’s room for the exhaustive list. I remember most, if not all, of them, and… well, my mental database is catalogued with time and date stamps…"

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"Besides, it’s not exactly a gentlemanly thing to be openly discussing, either."

kitameguire said: Do you prefer cats or dogs?

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"Dogs! Definitely dogs. I’ve never had a cat, but I’ve had dogs all my life growing up, at least until I moved back to Japan. Golden Retrievers, specifically. They’re such wonderful companions!"

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Deadpan stares in the distant dream-land.

"I’ll have you know that there are exceptions to every rule!"